We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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