Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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