I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
