girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
