We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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