Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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