but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
this will be a night to untag.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You are a genius and a whore.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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