"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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