Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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