Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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