"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
