Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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