I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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