I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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