Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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