who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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