had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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