What a fucking waste of an outfit
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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