i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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