hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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