sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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