my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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