god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Terrible idea I love it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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