i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think my moral compass just broke
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