Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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