She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Oh Jesus.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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