All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
smell my finger.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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