I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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