Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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