put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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