My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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