my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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