i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
