ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We are two peas in an std pod
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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