I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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