Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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