Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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