yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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