Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If I die, sorry about rent.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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