Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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