Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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