Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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