have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Let the clothes fall where they may.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
