You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
