I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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