I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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