I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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