I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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