Where is the hickey?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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