Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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