before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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