She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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