You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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