Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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