she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
