david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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